Someone’s in Deep Doo-Doo
April 19, 2007
Don’t the holes look like this? 
When I screamed “NO! Not The Handknits!” Wifey informed me that “Drop!” was the preferred response. Apparently Nora isn’t the only one who needs training.
And did I mention that someone was caught in her crate with a handknit gift that’s been stuck in the edit mode while I recover from my stint at FT gig+teaching two classes+preggie+surrogacy+c-sectionWifey and at some point very soon I have to stop using that as an excuse flying under the blogdar?
I haven’t even blogged it! Bad doggie, no treats. It’s a good goddamn thing that she’s so cute!!
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Kat with a K | April 19, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Uh-oh…
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Rhonda the Stitchingnut | April 19, 2007 at 12:13 pm
oh … must make her a blanket of her own right?
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Lisa | April 19, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Ouch, I know it sucks to have them misbehave, but she is awfully cute. Can it be mended? If not, make a match in another color and have a crazy sock pair……
Keep up the postings, I love the pictures of MA, and the wifey hopes that they will encourage me to want to visit MA some day…as I am a born Southerner and don;t really like the cold and the fast pace of the north.
All the best.
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Sparkles | April 19, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Ooooh, I remember Daisy’s puppy days…she ate one of my sheepie tape measures…but she did it in such a way that it looked disemboweled! LOL
She ate a rosebush too…hmmm…
I always say puppies and kittens are so cute so that they stay alive to adulthood!
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Beth S. | April 19, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Are you kidding me? The STR socks? The ones you slaved over? And they became… chew toys?
*sob*
Can it be fixed? What’s your leftovers situation?
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Lucy | April 19, 2007 at 1:27 pm
She sure it cute!
That’s the only thing that saved a couple of my dogs when I came home to find an 1889, leather bound addition of Midsummer Night’s Dream (that my grandmother gave me!!) shredded neatly into pieces approx. 1″ square. Oh, doggies, never a dull moment.
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joy | April 19, 2007 at 1:36 pm
that last picture looks just like my puppy – and the look she gives me when she knows she just did something wrong. like, “don’t hurt me! just look at me! look at how cuuute i am!!!”
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roro | April 19, 2007 at 2:32 pm
I think they should teach “Nooooo! Not the handknits!” at puppy obedience school! Clearly I will have to be vigilant when we get all hounded up. The purloined secret knit looks gorgeous, by the way – then again, Nora’s so cute that perhaps a picture of her rubbing her puppy butt on it would suffice as a gift.
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Kim | April 19, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Oh dear, poor socks. You’ll be making more, though, that’s good, right? Thanks for linking to my list of lingo – I just love seeing it being used!
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Mel | April 19, 2007 at 5:05 pm
What a naugh…….oh, wook at how pwecious! Squee!
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Ashley | April 19, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Dammit, Nora-you have successfully made me completely forget about your wicked knit-eating ways with your upside-down cuteness!
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Martha | April 20, 2007 at 10:00 am
She really is a beauty. Our golden carries my handknit wool socks to my husband when he comes home from work, as a present. I have read somewhere that dogs like socks and shoes because they smell like you (also, shoes pick up the smells of everywhere you’ve walked). Don’t know if that’s true–personally, I think they just like to chew on leather–but both should be tucked away until Nora is at least 3.
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Danielle | April 20, 2007 at 11:10 am
Well, advice for the new dog owner, curtosy of our trainer:
Commands must be single word, such as “Drop” or simply use the same gutteral tone for all corrections (such as ‘EHHH” or “HEHHH”).
Make eye contact with the dog. Keep your chin up (bend forward at the waist if you need to to get eye contact, but do NOT drop your chin). Keep your hands on your hips.
Give the command in a firm, assertive tone.
Maintain eye contact with the dog until the dog submits to the correction and sits down. Do not say the command and walk away as soon as the dog drops the object or whatever – that means he hasn’t fully submitted and he’ll just go back to doing the same thing.
If it’s not an important object and the dog is simply trying to initiate you paying attention to him, just cross your arms over your chest and turn your head to the side, indicating that you are ignoring him. He’ll stop then.
Thank you expensive dog behaviorist for all that advice.
Otherwise, check Cesar Milan on netflix. His stuff really does work.
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Kristen | April 20, 2007 at 4:58 pm
I can’t help but laugh – she really is so damn cute that it’s hard to be mad at her. (a puppy who loves handknit items is endearing!) The socks look fairly easy to fix, and the story alone makes them survivors.
(good work with the Dale and congrats on getting this far with the knitting from stash; I can’t wait to see all of the colors come together….)
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Kimberly from Some Bunny's Love | April 21, 2007 at 9:14 pm
OY! It is a very good thing she is so cute. I probably would be so smitten by her antics. Lucky you are there instead of me!
=:8
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Christy / Not Hip | April 22, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Oh no! The cute ones can be the most mischievous